DIE HARD | GHOST BONER philosophical-joke-shirt The retro styling gives it

The retro styling gives it just enough plausible deniability to slip past the easily offended while delivering maximum impact to those in the know

Great as a gag gift for the friend who says what everyone else is thinking

Wear it to coffee shops and watch baristas do double takes

and substantial enough that it actually looks good

This funny graphic tee celebrates the fine art of fruit appreciation with a design that's as wholesome as your local farmers market

DIE HARD | GHOST BONER philosophical-joke-shirt The retro styling gives itAbout This Design This funny graphic tee features a ghost with questionable anatomy and a conveniently placed pumpkin, living up to the "Die Hard" name in more ways than one. It's Halloween humor for people who appreciate jokes that work on multiple levels. The design manages to be both spooky season appropriate and completely inappropriate at the same time. Why You'll Love This Shirt Nothing breaks the ice quite like wearing a ghost with commitment