I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE Size:M not about anything

not about anything

though maybe not the ones you'd have with your grandmother

carrying the cross like he's training for the Olympics

The retro design aesthetic gives it that classic feel while the text does all the heavy lifting

This design knows exactly what it's doing

I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE Size:M not about anythingAbout This Design A cheerful little spray can mascot rubber hose arms, rosy cheeks, the whole vintage deal grins back at you from a checkerboard band surrounded by sparkles, proudly squirting a puffy white mist into the air. Chunky cream and pink bubble letters spell out 'I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE.' The mascot looks genuinely delighted about it. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is the whole point someone clocks the cartoon first, then the