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Happiness Penis | The Perfect Towel Pro Sub 16x24 The towel version of that

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Description

The towel version of that friend who smiles through gritted teeth while whispering

The Exclusive Shitshow French Stripe Perfect Towel hides your favorite four-letter words in a crisp

Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water

Perfect for kitchens where sarcasm simmers and chill is in short supply

Machine washable: so French

Happiness Penis | The Perfect Towel Pro Sub 16x24 The towel version of thatBringing joy in the cheekiest way possible. For kitchens that love to laugh. Super Absorbent Holds 7x its weight in water Fast Drying Dries 30% faster than cotton towels Eco Friendly Made from 100% recycled materials Perfect Size 18" x 24" for max coverage Family Owned Small biz, big personality 100 Day Returns Love it or send it back

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